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PROJECTS

 

We recently just got back from a business trip in Amsterdam. We don't remember much. 

CLIENTS

 

At Con-Cast, our clients are important to us. We show our appreciation by charging our customers with outrageous bills and hardly being there when they need us. We're here to help you, but only when we feel like it. 

SERVICES

Here at Con-Cast, we pride ourselves in providing customers with the most mediocre Internet services available for triple the price of our competitors. 

"I love waiting an hour and a half for web pages to load. It really helps build my patience!"

Our goal here at Con-Cast is to make as much money off of you fools as possible. Seriously. That's all we're concerned with. Don't be fooled into thinking we care about your needs. We're just in it for the Benjamins, baby. 

TESTIMONIAL

SERVICES

Some people dream of success. We make it happen.

Samantha Jones, Con-Cast Customer

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